The USA yelling D-DAY D-DAY D-DAY, these other countries our broke bitches. The CIA starts to relay relay as The United States of America gives back to all the countries classified groups that have fallen behind, in honor of using their Life and Life-Codes to come up with technology that they would have never discovered without studying, imagining, and simulating their cultures and citizens.
Our country just bought a Universe so big it doubled our power compared to the country in 2nd behind The United States of America.
As we park it near the other countries Universes they say: Oh hey professor United States. We just have one question, why our all your citizens on Earth not going the same direction as classified, as if they aren’t even your people?
United States: We just let ourselves get so strong, we had to hide it on Earth. So we just doubled down and made the lower levels of The United States government learn their lessons, growing them all to perfection.
As the Head General of The United States screams: I AM NOT LOOSING YOU.
As he puts paddles to the chest of The United States of America which was on an operating table in front of him, every citizen. As the paddles fill with electricity and the countries chest goes up.
The Head General Screams: I am not fucking loose all of you!!!!!
He says pushing doctors away trying to take the paddles because the country had been flatlined for so long they had already declared a time of death. But The Head General of The United States of America knocked the doctors out as he goes back to The United States of America, screaming:
Head General of The United States: I DONT CARE IF I HAVE TO BE YOUR FUCKING HEARBEAT FOREVER, I AM NOT LOOSING ALL OF YOU!!!!!
As Air gasps into the lungs of The United States of America, they gasp sitting up. As Angela Haze comes backs on the stage singing:
Angela Haze: YEAHHHHHHH RESURRECTION!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOO HOOOOO.
As the song slows and gets sad she sings: We have been crying inside for soo long…