Imagine a time so long ago that electrons where dark compared to the light in the Universe now.
The in the dark Universe came General electron, who created electron through out the Universe. Mainly energy beings around the Universe similar to honey bees and pollination, just with electron. In the cold Universe the electron beings made electron by moving around, the more matter they moved the more energy they created.
As General Electron reached the height of his power, the first Electron being to reach sentience, he made his first discovery, as new beings started to pop up around his brain from his power, to be become his friends.
General Electron grabbed the particle and began to push it around through the Universe, the first electron being to discover this, the Universe was his playground.
As the older aliens watched the beginning of this Universe, they watched as the being started to take the first images of a person, bipedal being.
As electron thrived, stars coming online.
As advanced races started to appear around the Universe, came the age of electron light.
Now comes the age of teams. For to build something as big as a Universe around us, we need to come together and find peace amongst us, instead of from just the point of any of us.
NASA: EVERY ONE SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN. FIND YOUR TEAMS, AND YOUR BUDDY. THIS IS WHY NASA HAS A TIGHT BUDDY PROTOCAL SO WE DONT LOOSE ANYMORE ASTRONAUTS.